Not a chance in swell
Does this ever happen to you? You’re at a dinner party and everybody starts to bond over the things they dislike the most. Like traffic, and Mondays, and people who have conversations in doorways, and the rising cost of being a living, breathing human. And then you chime in with your thing and the whole table stops and glares at you as if you just took money out of a charity collection box. That happens when I tell people I don’t like the beach...